| A1 | Get Pucked You Crunt | |
| A2 | Some Queensland Cops Need Ring Repair After Inmate Abuse | |
| A3 | Imaginary Roots, Or Pork Sword Dreaming | |
| A4 | Banished To The Soggy Bits Or, Holiday At Wet Patch | |
| A5 | Rodney Rude Very Funny Loud Mouth Punter Becomes Buttock Hole | |
| A6 | Power Points And Nuggets | |
| A7 | Soiled Undies | |
| A8 | My Brothers Load | |
| A9 | Condiment On Your Equine Excrement Or Oral Manure Removal | |
| A10 | Big Noah Samples Power Point Sack | |
| A11 | I May Not Be A Wog But I Look Like One | |
| B1 | Me Hang'n Out Of Ya | |
| B2 | Wear A Black Condom My Wife Died | |
| B3 | Bald Headed Man With One Eye Exudes Flatulence | |
| B4 | Midget Sticks His Digit In Ladies Idget | |
| B5 | Fat Ladies And Buckets | |
| B6 | Lay On Ya Back Prime Minister | |
| B7 | Detective Kuntz, Load Connoisseur | |
| B8 | So Far Up Ya, You Can Only See My Hat | |
| B9 | A Load On Jackson | |
| B10 | Granny Impersonates A Turkey, And Gobbles | |
| B11 | Harry's Doodle Gets Manipulated | |
| B12 | Celebrity Pox Jockeys | |